no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
"People don’t change. Their priorities do."
Forced conversations are the worst
can you paint with all the colors of the wind
alright picasso calm down
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
"If I had my way we’d sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes."
Where’s Internet explorer
where do u think
get rich or die 9 times trying
"I used to think I was tough, but then I realized I wasn’t. I was fragile and I wore thick fucking armor. And I hurt people so they couldn’t hurt me. And I thought that was what being tough was, but it isn’t."